La Dolce Vita

 

Oh, yes I also like Katarina Vargas and Miss Mexicos from the '90s.  Why I ain't talking to Mexico has to do with my name.  I didn't appreciate that.  So we just not talking at the moment.

Puerto Rico... well, that has to do with Ireland.  Someone stole two Irish fiances from me.  And I don't appreciate that.  We're talking though because I wasn't gonna marry either of those Irish boys.  It's alright.  A real man can't be stolen.  But we talkin.  That was all the blowup was about... Ireland.

I think the Emerald should also be one of my jewels.  EME-Rald.  Emme, Emma.

But I know it's with a sister.  Taurean.

just sayin' - EME-Rald.

~emma ruth mccallister

Words

 Terris?  I should be an immortal there.  No, I don't miss any of you.  I truly have better sh*t to do.  Some fond fun memories, but in general, as John Waite says, "I ain't missin' you at all."  If Keanu Reeves was a hero of death, well I miss him.  Why?  Because he's good in bed.  And he knows how to make my kitty purr.  He the only one I miss.  Everyone else?  Go to Hell.  Smell you later.

~emma ruth mccallister

Style

 

emerald cufflinks

lebanese sufi poets

tennis bracelets

~emma ruth mccallister